I know what you are.. Edward:Say it..Out loud..Say it! ! Bella:A snowman ---- Facebook? Tumblr? Youtube? Messenger? Skype? ''Dude do you have a life''?! '':O No, send me the link''
Bella: your skin is pale white, ice cold and you're fashion sense is amazing. I know what you are. Edward: Say it, out loud. SAY IT! Bella: A gay. Edward: A GAY? Why would you think I was a gay? Bella: Okay, a METROSEXUAL. Edward: NOOO! Bella: A VAMPIRE! Edward: YES, SHEESH!
Totally go watch Hummpy's Twilight spoof on YouTube.