Clever!!!
For sometime many of us have wondered who is Jack Shit? We find ourselves at a loss when someone says "You don't know Jack Shit." Well thanks to my efforts you can now respond in an intellectual way.Jack Shit is the son of Awe Shit who married O Shit.In turn Jack Shit married Noe Shit.The couple had 6 children: Holy Shit, Giva Shit, Fulla Shit, Bull Shit, & the twins Deep Shit, and Dip Shit.Deep Shit married Dumb Shit, a high school drop out..After 15 years of marriage, Jack & Noe Shit got a divorced and she married Ted Sherlock and became Noe Shit Sherlock.Meanwhile, Dip Shit married Lota Shit and had rather nervous disposition named Chicken Shit.Fulla Shit and Giva Shit married the Happens brothers in a double wedding.The newspaper invited everyone to the Shit-Happens wedding.Bull Shit traveled the world and returned home with an Italian bride "Pisa Shit"....So for now on no one can tell you..That you don't know Jack Shit! ! !
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LOL , creaser :')
Posted by alittleconfused on 3/20/2010 12:22:00 PM (Report abuse)
ohhh cool friend lol
Posted by AmericanGeisha on 2/9/2010 6:34:00 PM (Report abuse)
My friend sent it to me in a text message..
Posted by missclosed on 2/9/2010 12:52:00 PM (Report abuse)
lol Thanks for the Post it was entertaining to read, where did you get it?
Posted by AmericanGeisha on 2/9/2010 12:47:00 PM (Report abuse)
Haha.. funny.:D
Posted by INeedHelp on 2/9/2010 12:25:00 PM (Report abuse)