My schizophrenic uncle went into wal-mart a week ago and tried to walk out with 4 flatscreen TV's.When they finally got him out of jail, all he said to my dad and other uncle was "When do I get my TV's back?"
Today he called the California police saying Demi Moore was in his house beating him up.We live in Maine.When they finally convinced him to call the local police, he ran when they showed up and he got in a 4 hour car chase with them until he ran out of gas...all the way down in Winthrop....it's not funny...but it kinda is...
If there is a hell, I'll be going there for laughing about this...
