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My schizophrenic uncle went into wal-mart a week ago and tried to walk out with 4 flatscreen TV's.When they finally got him out of jail, all he said to my dad and other uncle was "When do I get my TV's back?"

Today he called the California police saying Demi Moore was in his house beating him up.We live in Maine.When they finally convinced him to call the local police, he ran when they showed up and he got in a 4 hour car chase with them until he ran out of gas...all the way down in Winthrop....it's not funny...but it kinda is...

If there is a hell, I'll be going there for laughing about this...
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SweetieBot
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Sorry, I didn't think I needed to add that. And I don't know how (or why, for that matter) he fit 4 tv's into a cart, that's just what I heard.

Whatever, all I can say is I couldn't help laughing at the "calling the Cali police because Demi Moore was beating him up" part.
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SweetieBot
It's all good. Happens the rest, and gets the best of us.
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WillowTree
I'm in a bad mood, don't mind me.
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MarquisDeSade
Sheesh. I'm not trying to be mean, I'm just trying to picture someone carrying 4 flat screens.
And, if they were quality and worth taking, they wouldn't fit in a cart.

Sorry you're uncle is crazy. They usually are.
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WillowTree
Stop over analyzing. Anyway, I want to party with your uncle.
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MarquisDeSade
he needs to get his meds...
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mylo
You said he walked out with 4 flat screens.

Not, he walked out with 4 flat screens in a cart.
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WillowTree
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He put them in a cart...
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SweetieBot
with a trolley?
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avcollage98
How can you walk out holding 4 flat screens at once. That's either a contradicting statement or he has really large arms.
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