Do you think

Oh..so maybe I can get a girlfriend up there who isn't a poop hole?

Sounds like a similar party town.
I bet they're open to all sorts of things.

Oh well I'm going to Panama city

Eeeeeh.
It's alright. I went to Pensecola. Big party town due to the naval base.

Omg.. that sounds wonderful *sarcasm* because I'm moving there.

I went there once.
I almost got arrested, then later was held hostage in Alabama.

So I don't have a good opinion of the area.