Fun spoon
Ok so I was really really bored and then all of a sudden I got really really horny.But I didnt wana use my finger because I wanted to avoid hand cramp and I didnt wana use my moms vibrater cus 1 eww my mo used it and to its in her room a shes sleeping lol any who so I went to the kicthen and got a spoon.Its felt alot better then I thought it would of.It was cold and it made me cum.The coldness made me hornier.Wow I had so much fun with a spoon.I kno its gross but I was horny and its natural to masterbate and I threw the spoon away C:
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lol be careful spooning often leads to forking XD
Posted by fourfourtyfour on 1/4/2010 2:00:00 AM (Report abuse)
Masturbating is not natural?
That's ridiculous.
Masturbation is pretty much the most natural thing you can do.
It is a wonderful stress reliever and will calm your nerves in a matter of minutes.
Instead of masturbating...why not let your sexual tension build up to the point of aggression? That's how rape happens.
But all in all, I don't think anyone needed to hear this.
That's ridiculous.
Masturbation is pretty much the most natural thing you can do.
It is a wonderful stress reliever and will calm your nerves in a matter of minutes.
Instead of masturbating...why not let your sexual tension build up to the point of aggression? That's how rape happens.
But all in all, I don't think anyone needed to hear this.
Posted by MisterMinutehand on 1/4/2010 12:55:00 AM (Report abuse)
lol i like that elctric toothbrush idea bwahaha
Posted by crazilyobssessed on 1/4/2010 12:33:00 AM (Report abuse)
buy a power tooth brush, you can use it as a vibrator, and no one will know. Just keep another toothbrush thats actually used for brushing your teeth lol and no one will suspect a thing if they see it.
Posted by cadilacman on 1/4/2010 12:29:00 AM (Report abuse)
omg wow that's hilarious! gross...but hilarious! But here's my advice to avoid this later on: If you are horny, masterbation isn't always the answer. I know this sounds dorky but trust me: Reading a book, watchin TV, or even taking a nap is better. Some people may even enjoy eating. But still your story is funny and...um...masterbating is not natural.
Posted by AndieIsCool on 1/4/2010 12:24:00 AM (Report abuse)
A spoon? Blehh I'm sorry that's just not for me. Good for you though, but you should probaly stop before you waste all of your moms good silverwear:) haha
Posted by Yergurl23 on 1/4/2010 12:17:00 AM (Report abuse)