I am AWESOME!
I don't really have any friends, but that's because people can see right away how much better I am than they are, and it just makes them uncomfortable that they don't have as much light in themselves as I do. I remind them of their failures as a human and their great desires for themselves that they'll never achieve. I am what everyone wants to be. It's just incredible. I only have one person that has really come to know me and has been addicted to me for years. He agrees that I'm awesome and everyone should love me and that I should have oddles of friends.
People are just so jealous. Only the brave ones take interest in me, because it takes guts to approach someone who is simply oozing pure awesomeness.
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People are just so jealous. Only the brave ones take interest in me, because it takes guts to approach someone who is simply oozing pure awesomeness.
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The essence of your awesomeness. I love that line.
And forgive me if I implied that your awesomeness could be viewed solely in a picture or a video. I had not intention of undermining.
Is there any way you can share this awesomeness so that those of us less awesome may bask in your awesomey-goodness? It's been a while since I've had a good awesome basking. Let me know if you know of another way you might share your awesomeness with the world, I'm eager to experience a bit of it!
And forgive me if I implied that your awesomeness could be viewed solely in a picture or a video. I had not intention of undermining.
Is there any way you can share this awesomeness so that those of us less awesome may bask in your awesomey-goodness? It's been a while since I've had a good awesome basking. Let me know if you know of another way you might share your awesomeness with the world, I'm eager to experience a bit of it!
Posted by AvocentMT3 on 2/8/2010 3:00:00 PM (Report abuse)
Simply: Why should I be overcompensating for something just because I'm bold about myself? Though, you must be desperate for a bone to pick at, so use the fact that I don't have friends to your advantage. And, trying too hard? Not even slightly. I'm not trying at all. I may at some point, but if I were trying, I'd go into specific details. I'd write about my talents, my perseverance, my tales, my style, or even the very core of my awesomeness, which doesn't have to do with any of that. No, I haven't "tried" yet, but even if I did, I'd still not be overcompensating for anything, just telling the truth.
Avocent: Not to suggest that I'd send you one, but a picture really wouldn't do, in this case. Even a video wouldn't really do, though it could provide a glimpse of what my essence is. You'd have to see me in person. All a picture would do is show how pretty I am and that's it. Even then, you could deny me being so pretty if you decide to pre-judge me as ugly. It doesn't capture the essence of my awesomeness.
Avocent: Not to suggest that I'd send you one, but a picture really wouldn't do, in this case. Even a video wouldn't really do, though it could provide a glimpse of what my essence is. You'd have to see me in person. All a picture would do is show how pretty I am and that's it. Even then, you could deny me being so pretty if you decide to pre-judge me as ugly. It doesn't capture the essence of my awesomeness.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 10:18:00 PM (Report abuse)
oh, and awesome person... you should post a pic of your awesomeness. i'd really like to see see it so i can bask in your awesomey goodness.
Posted by AvocentMT3 on 1/29/2010 9:41:00 PM (Report abuse)
man, i love how easily people are baited in. all it takes is an anonymous poster to say something superficial and everyone has to throw their two cents in about how mean or screwed up they are.
you know though, the person IS anonymous. so he/she might just be telling the truth about how awesome they are. you people are all way too uptight and judgmental.
reading through the replies, it is evident that myself and simplyanonymous remain the only level headed ones that remain on this site. KEEP THE BALANCE SIMPLY!
you know though, the person IS anonymous. so he/she might just be telling the truth about how awesome they are. you people are all way too uptight and judgmental.
reading through the replies, it is evident that myself and simplyanonymous remain the only level headed ones that remain on this site. KEEP THE BALANCE SIMPLY!
Posted by AvocentMT3 on 1/29/2010 9:39:00 PM (Report abuse)
heh.. simplyanonymous..i thank you :)
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 3:56:00 PM (Report abuse)
What are you over-compensating for, hm? It seems you are trying to hard & this isn't confidence, it is beyond excessive cockiness. Don't mistake the two. We all have our definitions of awesome, and you don't fit mine.
Posted by simplyanonymous on 1/29/2010 3:51:00 PM (Report abuse)
Yeah, you are awesome, anonymous user!
I'm SICK of people mistaking confidence and high self esteem as bitchiness. I'm sure you don't rub it in peoples' faces. And you should be allowed to exclaim how amazing you think you are to the world once and a while. Doing so on this site is a great way to, but seeing that there are too many members who can't tell the difference between being a bitch and loving yourself, maybe you shouldn't.
Or, maybe you should because who cares! A lot of people won't understand where you're coming from so that's just something you need to get used to and move on from. :)
I'm SICK of people mistaking confidence and high self esteem as bitchiness. I'm sure you don't rub it in peoples' faces. And you should be allowed to exclaim how amazing you think you are to the world once and a while. Doing so on this site is a great way to, but seeing that there are too many members who can't tell the difference between being a bitch and loving yourself, maybe you shouldn't.
Or, maybe you should because who cares! A lot of people won't understand where you're coming from so that's just something you need to get used to and move on from. :)
Posted by Rena on 1/29/2010 2:41:00 PM (Report abuse)
Yes, and I must go and extend my awesomeness to the local grocer, now. Bye!
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:41:00 PM (Report abuse)
oh well anyways, I can't argue my awesomness anymore cuz i'm bout ta bounce up out dis mug playa! ahahahaa i could, i could be a gansta, ya neva know! lol...bye :)
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:39:00 PM (Report abuse)
you are being vein you know...but I am to! OH NO, ME! VEIN! HOW COULD IT BE!
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:38:00 PM (Report abuse)
heh..no thats not wut i ment..and if i came across that way 2 anyone else..then i m sorry
i wuz mearly pointing out that your acting verrry vain.. :)
i wuz mearly pointing out that your acting verrry vain.. :)
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:37:00 PM (Report abuse)
Oh well, anyways, your pretty cool, I love discussing my awesomeness with others, ahahah even if we were arguing whom is the more awesome.
p.s. HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS IN A GANG! lol JK
p.s. HOW'D YOU KNOW I WAS IN A GANG! lol JK
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:36:00 PM (Report abuse)
See, you go thinking the worst of me, again, making me the enemy. Instead of trying to knock down people, why can't you see it as trying to set an example of the confidence you should all have instead? And, it's kind of insulting of you to have just declared all of your gang members here that they all have low self-esteem.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:34:00 PM (Report abuse)
lol..u tha height of awsumness standmeupagain!
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:32:00 PM (Report abuse)
Oh well then, my awesomeness engulfs the whole world and it's been proven that you can see my awesomeness from space! OH! so according to jesus and seeing my awesomeness from space I think I am the more awesome! If anyone agrees just be like yo trev you the more awesome!
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:31:00 PM (Report abuse)
yes..u are definly trying 2 knock the people with low self esteams down lower.....BITCH!
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:30:00 PM (Report abuse)
Why shouldn't I blab it to the world o' Secrettalk? If I can't do it here, where else could I?
P.S (see if you can spot the awesomeness in the following):
If you are awesomer, than you can't be more awesome than I.
P.S (see if you can spot the awesomeness in the following):
If you are awesomer, than you can't be more awesome than I.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:29:00 PM (Report abuse)
actually..it seams 2 b that by writing this.. your trying 2 knock all of the people who do hav low self esteams down a coupl notches and that IS sad
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:28:00 PM (Report abuse)
lol..u make me laff...no im not trying 2 knock you down at all..i envy people who hav high self esteams and i think its wonderful that u think very highly of yourself
however, you dont hav 2 blab it 2 the whole fucking world and make your self seam like a bitch who only cares about herself
however, you dont hav 2 blab it 2 the whole fucking world and make your self seam like a bitch who only cares about herself
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:25:00 PM (Report abuse)
Oh no, no no no no no. You do know that I, in fact, am the WAY more awesomer person and you wanna be JUST like me because of the fact that I am SO awesome! You just don't wanna admit your defeat so i'll do it for you. :) okay
anonymous user:Oh my dear dear standmeupagain, you are so right, you are, in fact, way AWESOMER in every aspect than me. And even though people are scared to approach me (because i'm so hostile) I am more scared to approach you. So you win because you are WAY more AWESOMER than I anonymous user.
There was that so horrible. I bet you feel loads better. And I may not have a t-shirt that says i'm awesome but Jesus has a plaque in heaven hanging above the entrance that says STANDMEUPAGAIN IS WAY AWESOMER THAN ANONYMOUS USER..Oh and I even get my own penthouse in heaven because of that fact (I am awesomer).
anonymous user:Oh my dear dear standmeupagain, you are so right, you are, in fact, way AWESOMER in every aspect than me. And even though people are scared to approach me (because i'm so hostile) I am more scared to approach you. So you win because you are WAY more AWESOMER than I anonymous user.
There was that so horrible. I bet you feel loads better. And I may not have a t-shirt that says i'm awesome but Jesus has a plaque in heaven hanging above the entrance that says STANDMEUPAGAIN IS WAY AWESOMER THAN ANONYMOUS USER..Oh and I even get my own penthouse in heaven because of that fact (I am awesomer).
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:23:00 PM (Report abuse)
And, you're trying to knock me down a peg or two (not like it'll ever work). And, for what? Because you can't stand someone who thinks they're amazing. That's NOT sad?
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:22:00 PM (Report abuse)
heh...actually i feel bad 4 u becuz u think ur the fucking image of perfection...and thats just SADDDD
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:21:00 PM (Report abuse)
Just look at how you'll gang up on someone who is confident about themselves! Yeah... REAL awesome of you. Isn't that they type of behaviour that you all claim to hate and despise about others on this site?
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:20:00 PM (Report abuse)
You just can't bear to see someone not be self-hating, and someone who doesn't beg to be saved, or someone who isn't desperately fishing for complements or approval. That IS rather rare on this website.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:18:00 PM (Report abuse)
hahaha...vain muchh???
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:17:00 PM (Report abuse)
Not all sweet people have low self-image, despite most evidence to the contrary. Look, I don't THINK I'm better than you, I just know I am. It's something that can't be explained, and if you ever saw me irl, you wouldn't be able to explain why I'm make you feel so badly about yourself or impressed by me.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:15:00 PM (Report abuse)
lmao, you're funny
Posted by iZombieMusic on 1/29/2010 2:13:00 PM (Report abuse)
Oh we are way more A-MA-ZING than you'll ever hope to be, and in fact, your jelous of our AWESOMNESS!!!!!
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:12:00 PM (Report abuse)
If your so sweet why do you think your better? hmm? Because your not! And in all actuality,i think, your just making this up.
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:11:00 PM (Report abuse)
Awww! See, look at you, being all jealous because I'm proud to be awesome. You don't like to think there's someone better than you...
... but there is, and it's me!
... but there is, and it's me!
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:10:00 PM (Report abuse)
Nope! I'm a darling sweetheart. You'd agree if we met. Or, you'd think I was a mute. I don't say much. Then again, as I wrote, only the brave approach.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:08:00 PM (Report abuse)
heh..ur soooo nice
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:08:00 PM (Report abuse)
That's right thinkingofyou you tell that bitch how it is!
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:08:00 PM (Report abuse)
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Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:07:00 PM (Report abuse)
haha, StandMeUpAgain, ur so nice :D
lol, it may b material...but it still shows im awsomer then u!!!1
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehhe
lol, it may b material...but it still shows im awsomer then u!!!1
heheheheheheheheheheheheheheehehhe
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 2:06:00 PM (Report abuse)
And I know that I'm better than you just by reading the things you write! And you probably are a bitch.
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 2:03:00 PM (Report abuse)
I'm never a bitch to people at all. I don't need to be. I don't even need to open my mouth, and I rarely do. People just know I'm better than them by just looking at me.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 2:02:00 PM (Report abuse)
Everyone wants to be a bitch? Hmm, hardly. It's okay to think you're awesome, but to be a bitch to people about it; not so much.
Posted by simplyanonymous on 1/29/2010 1:59:00 PM (Report abuse)
A shirt? Pptthh...
That's just material.
That's just material.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 1:57:00 PM (Report abuse)
hahaha thanxx StandMeUpAgain :D
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 1:52:00 PM (Report abuse)
HAHAHAHA THAT'S RIGHT I ADMIT THAT I'M AWESOMER THAN YOU BUT I ALSO ADMIT THAT THINKINGOFYOU IS WAY MORE AWESOME THAN ME! SO PRETTY MUCH EVERYONE IS WAY MORE AMAZING THAN YOU'LL EVER BE! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAH!
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 1:46:00 PM (Report abuse)
well...i gotta shirt that declares i m awsomer then all of you so MEH!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Posted by thinkingXofXyou on 1/29/2010 1:41:00 PM (Report abuse)
...ass? Is that what you were trying to write, but wouldn't? I don't know if you are more awesome than I. I'd have to see it to know. Don't worry, I'd admit it if you were, because I'm that amazing.
Posted by an anonymous user on 1/29/2010 1:38:00 PM (Report abuse)
I AM WAY AWESOMER! SO SHOVE THAT UP YOUR ***!!!
Posted by StandMeUpAgain on 1/29/2010 1:35:00 PM (Report abuse)
damn you !!! how vain !! ( no i am cutting myself tonight... maybe just maybe i can be like you when i grow up...?
i have been told by a couple of close friends, wit hcencerity that I, am infact a legend.... im glad you are awsome, and hope you can get oddles of friends..... personaly i am happy with a few close friends.... i could have more ;)
any way have fun with your awsome ness and i will have fun with my legendairy status ^.^
i have been told by a couple of close friends, wit hcencerity that I, am infact a legend.... im glad you are awsome, and hope you can get oddles of friends..... personaly i am happy with a few close friends.... i could have more ;)
any way have fun with your awsome ness and i will have fun with my legendairy status ^.^
Posted by stain on 1/29/2010 1:32:00 PM (Report abuse)