so....my mom was dating this guy, I never really paid attention, I thought he was going to be like th rest of the guys my mom dates, young cougar hunter guys that end up leaving her while she cries herself to sleep.
my first thought is always "why do you date these younger guys" but that's a different story...
so my mom has been dating this guy for about a year now, "oh ethan is so great, he's so charming" blah blah blah right? oh did I mention my mom is like one of those cougars? dating men half her age? anyway, so I tell her "ew gross, and seriously, ethan is a horrible name, don't date any guy named ethan, trust me..."
so she comes home, she talks about her man, and how great he is, and how he takes her out, and buys her gifts, and remembers her birthday, the super sweet stuff, then she tells me that it's more than that, she tells me how that can sit in silence and be okay, they talk about really deep stuff, past relationships, fears, hopes, and dreams. anyway, she tells me "i want you to meet him"
and so I do, we have a dinner at our house, he comes in, it's my ex boyfriend, ethan, the one who broke my heart, the one I still had feelings for, the one who saw me naked and is now having sex with my mother. I was quiet the whole night, and he had a stupid smile on his face like he was living some sick fantasy.
then the worst came out, "sweety, ethan asked me to marry him, and I said yes ! ! ! "