I Wish I Had A Penis....

Seriously I do.It's been happening for quite sometime now.Penises have all the fun.They eneter and aren't the ones that are entered.I could love girls and not eb judged.I could jack-off too.I don't know why, but everytime I see a guy I get mad.It's like you lucky bastard get to walk this earth with a penis.I always wondered how it felt too.How does it feel to walk with a penis between your legs.Does it swing from sid etos ide when you walk.Or when you do push ups does it dangle around.And how does it feel to get a blowjob.When a girl is sucking you down there how does it feel.I go through this everyday.I wish everyday day in day out.Please could I have a penis.Even if just for one day. Just one penis one time that's all mine.And how does itf eel to bang a girl.Like real nasty from behind missionary style and everything.Oh God how I wish I had a penis.
p.s don't judge me I just want a penis.
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lonelygirl1600
I thought of something that was a bit intense for most readers. I have a unique situation where my penis grew relatively late in life. When I graduated high school my penis was around 6 inches long and fairly thin. I was naïve and I was happy with my size. I was young and hadn't been exposed to the pornographic materials that I see today. So I thought 6 inches was what I was going to be and I was fine with it. Then when I was 19 I noticed that my penis seemed longer. Sure enough by 20 I was 8 inches. Now I am nearly 30 and I am 10.5 inches and much thicker. I can assure you that by being an adult during penis growth that the longer the penis, the more range of pleasure you have. The thicker the penis, the more intense the pleasure. The longer it is, the better it feels because the orgasm travels up the shaft, almost like the hammer strike game at carnivals. The muscle contractions that move the ejaculate flow from the base to the tip and the longer it is, the more range of sensation you feel. This being said, having a soft or squishy penis that doesn't become completely erect isn't worth the size that it brings. Hardness of erection is where the pleasure is at because of the tight muscle contractions that bring orgasm. Once again, I think size is a tad overrated, you need good length and really what is important is thick hard pulsating erections that can deliver mighty loads.
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MockRoss10
Well I definitely feel your pain. I wish I could allow you to feel what it is like to have a penis. I will say this, I have a penis, but I am very lonely. I love having my penis but masturbation gets very addictive and it is hard to leave the house and go to work when you know you can stay home and have excellent pleasure. The fact is you cannot grow a dick if you don't have one already, so there is no point in crying about it. Just for fun I will try to describe what it is like. First of all walking around town you don't really notice your own dick. When it is flaccid there really is nothing special about it. The real joy of having a dick comes in the form of the erection. It feels really good when the blood starts rushing to your penis and you feel this pressure pushing outward. That to me is the best part, the pressure that you feel pushing your penis outward like it is going to explode with joy. Having a big erection feels kind of a protrusion of your stomach. Try to imagine if your stomach muscles poked out of your body, that is what its like to have a penis. Like an extension of your stomach. One more important note, the base of the penis has little feeling, when I touch the base of my penis its like I am feeling my wrist or something, the tip is where all of the pleasure is. I don't mean the head, forget about the head, the head is nothing, the shaft is where the pleasure is, I would say the end half of the penis is all great pleasure, the half closest to the body feels like dead weight. These are all just my opinions though. Really though I get a lot of my pleasure from my abs too. You cant grow a penis, If I were a female thinking about this topic everyday my recourse would be to exercise and create tight abs and then enjoy my vagina as much as possible. Good Luck to you and remember, having a penis is great, but it comes with great pain as well. That is life.
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MockRoss10
Don't b sad. Vagina is also better. There are some limitation of having a penis too.
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CASEYY
I agree with the whole orgasm thing. I wish I could nut more than once without waiting 20 minutes
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onex
Haha, I like Tweer's point.
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DanikaShae
Hahah, same here. But then again, WE can have multiple orgasms that none of the penises can have;)
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tweer
Uh-oh, you're proving Freud's theory right. >:- ( Freud's supposed to be an egotistical bastard who accidentally got a couple things right, but not THIS thing! Lol
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DanikaShae
wait...typo.... CANT*
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ModernSaint
I have one! but u can have it, its all mine :)
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