I've got some pretty interesting neighbors

Posted by clackclack on 8/25/2008 8:19:00 PM

It's not really a secret, it's just that I live by some weird people. I'll start with not so bad. I live by this asian family and the man of the house hold (I'm guessing) likes to garden, except you have no idea what he's thinking when he does this stuff. He cut off the top half of a japanese maple tree.so now it has no top.He aslo cut off a lot of branches to a small cedar tree and just left it there.I'm surprised it's still alive.Last, he just cut off some branches to another japanese maple and all the leaves.Just imagine how'd that look.We like to call him Secret Asian Man.My other neighbor is this family with three children.The oldest (maybe 11) likes to swear off the ying yang. He was arguing with his mother about a soda and one thing I remember him saying was "what?! Are you retarded?! You got ADD?! Do you not understand what the hell I'm says?! " The mother didn't do anything, she just took it all in. Were not sure what to name this family yet.My next neighbor we call Crazy Lady.I have no idea what her problem is but she's really paranoid with trees falling. Finally, theres my neighbor Drunk Guy. We caught him making himself throw up in his yard and almost everyday we hear him throwing up. He's so loud that we can even hear him when he's in his house. Then one day I seen him taking a shit outside! I'm still scarred from that sight. When I was about 12, one of his friends (about 45 yrs.old by the way he looks) whistled at me.I never wanted to leave my house again. He's also a meth addict too. Some how my sister found out.I don't feel like explaining about it. I feel to lazy. Well there are my neighbors and I can't wait till I move.

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