Never hire a Vegas whore
Posted by an anonymous user on 6/12/2008 2:09:00 PM
So I went to Vegas last weekend and had the time of my life. I was wasted and it was only 2 pm. I lost my friends at the pool at MGM. So, being the drunk dumbass that I am, I went lookin for sum fun. I received one of those porn cards and decided to call this hot blonde bimbo and show her the time of her life. Well she came to the room and one thing led to another and we were doing the nasty. So she takes of 2 minutes later and immediately realized that she took my penis with her!!!!! I was shocked i called 911 and they didn't believe me. So now i walk around with a detachable weiner and it really sucks.
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i know this person, no, it wasnt a fake cock...i saw the guy running down the street here in vegas and his shorts were down and he was yelling his story to everyone..looked to me like it was bloody or something :/
Posted by Ya on 6/16/2008 12:01:00 PM (Report abuse)
How can she took your penis!!!?? XD!!! Was if fake or something!!!???
Posted by XDDDD on 6/14/2008 3:00:00 PM (Report abuse)
OMG this is hilarious, im glad theres some people with funny stories on here...
are you a transvestite? lol
are you a transvestite? lol
Posted by K on 6/13/2008 2:36:00 PM (Report abuse)
wtf get a life
Posted by Oscar on 6/13/2008 2:00:00 PM (Report abuse)