Not A Crazy Cat Lady

I decided that I'll never be a crazy cat lady. Not even a crazy bunny lady (even though I'd like to have lots of them). But, I AM turning into a crazy crystal lady. I just can't get enough of my crystals. Whenever I can enjoy a day off, I stare at and fuss over them while they charm in the daylight. When I can, I greet them all good morning, and I really mean it to them! I love them, want to never part from them, can't wait until I meet new ones. I joined a Facebook group regarding crystals, and I'm learning so much. Earlier this year, I decided that I would like to become a Certified Crystal Healing Practitioner. Might as well do that while I'm obsessing about crystals anyhow, maybe make a buck or two while I'm otherwise already at it. My group gave recommendations about what learning academy to register with. I'm kinda torn between a few, but only one didn't come off as sales pitchy or gimmicky. The others, though highly recommended, are littered with testimonials and reviews, and casual speak from the directors, also trying to lure by the money you'll make, just kinda got my back up. For me, any monetary career that I could make for myself out of this, is a potential bonus, a secondary afterthought. I just wanna play with my crystals, and maybe buy myself a fancy title for doing so.

Yesterday, I think I invented a way to cleanse them using meditation chime balls. That excites me. Nice that my inventive nature can extend to just about any arena I want it to. What I'm really hoping to do is to become an Earth Healer, and I'd like to be able to incorporate crystal healing into that. As I say, this really excites me.

I honestly think I'm going to rock the crystal world, once I start tackling it. Pun not originally intended. :D
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Mopy
I never thought about it, but I don't think that I will be one either.
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