Sex with my wife

I have sex with hookers because my wife is way to fat for me to enjoy sex with her anymore, and she does not keep her private area sufficiently trimmed. It is all a real turn off.

I tried talking to her about it and have been supportive of her exercising.I cook really healthy tasty food. We have discussed many times that for me to enjoy performing the lengthy oral pleasures on her that we both enjoy, she must keep her area clear.She used to wax regularly. I don't even need it waxed baby smoothe anymore. Just a trim will be enough. Unfortunately my wife simply does not get it and eats like food is going out of style, and keeps her bush looking like Grizzly Adams beard.

I never thought I would be one of those guys who cheats or goes to hookers, but I am enjoying having sex with really hot slim, eager young women. I mean really...years of sex with an enormously fat woman with a massive bush extending down her legs is not what I signed on for years ago. (By the way, for the record, though I am not perfect, I am in good shape and am considered by many to be a "good catch" type of guy)
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smithers
If you don't stop with the hookers you'll be reborn as a toilet brush.
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TheBlackSheep
I was nodding in agreement that she needs to take care of herself and what not until that last part. "(By the way, for the record, though I am not perfect, I am in good shape and am considered by many to be a "good catch" type of guy)" I bet you are a self centered ass hole and she is beautiful. At least have the respect to tell her so she doesn;t have to deal with your STDs.
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LostHeartGurl
Your disgusting!
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QueenMinii
very well put, gooseylou.
dude, you shoudl watch what you say on here or you're gonna get people like me and gooseylou on your case forever. and when you die a very painful death of stds, we'll be at your funeral...laughing.
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pyramidhead
I'm so glad that you're a "good catch" type of guy.
Because you'll catch good types of STDs. Seriously, cheating is the pits. You know I'm sure your wife has enough emotional problems that come with being overweight. I think you are being selfish; a "real" man who is married, cares about and stays with their love for their whole life. "Real" men don't cheat. You should tell her that you don't love her now and the way she is. It will suck for her, but obviously you don't care. So tell her the truth cause it is a whole lot better than giving her an STD.

Also, I know a couple where the husband is fit and eats healthy and the wife is overwieght. But you know what he still loves even if she is not the size 4 she used to be. A.K.A. my parents. ^_^

HAVE FUN WITH HERPES! XP (By the way since you're an idiot that is me sticking my tongue out at you)
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Gooseylou
enjoy your hookers. hookers, whores, innocent looking table girl bitches, .. god.. disgusting.
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butterfly
As a woman, I know how important that is for men and other women I'm with. There's not much you can do if she isn't willing to help your sex life... You should give her an ultimatum as if you're not already stepping out on her. Although that probably works better when the relationship is still in the dating stage... ????
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Taye1402
I constantly have to remind myself that all men are not like you. Sometimes, i forget-- i seem to be surrounded by so many jerks.
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Eliana7
no no, i am sorry. i am "feminist" in good shape and keep my cooter clean and nice. we, as woman, need to look good for our husbands. they need to stay in good for us too. hell, i wouldnt eff a fat chick, i wouldnt eff a fat man. if someone lets themselves go thats there own fault. give them bizo's a 5er for me.

but seriosly. its not your fault. cheating is. but your loss of apetite for your wife isnt. no one wants to fuck a fat chick. its gross. or get a mouth full of hair.... say it with me.... we go to the dentist to floss.... not the dirty souf. SHIT.

give your wife a slim fast, dont get her food, and leave her a gift on a bday to a waxing saloon.... drop hints or while she's sleeping take care of it yourself.
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WVVW
so... I totally do not agree with most of the comments here!
Guys, he DID try to talk with his wife but she just seems not to get it... I mean, c'mon! if you got married that doesn't mean you have to stop caring about the way you look or about your intimate hygene.
Well I'm not encouraging you to go to hookers...but I believe it was quite normal what you do...
And stop saying that appearance is not important or that sex is not important... both are important, it's true that a marriage isn't based only on these 2 two aspects but among the others, they are an important part.
I hope you will find a solution... try talking with your wife again.... if she loves you, she will do this for you... or at least try..

Good luck! :)
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alexandra
If you wanted to have sex with another person, let alone a hooker, then you should have left your wife. You didnt marry your wife for the way she looked (if you did, I pity you) and you should remember that. You are the fat, disgusting "grizzly adams" pig that you call your wife and you are by NO means a "catch"!!! I hope she finds out and dumps your horrible ass and moves on to find a decent man. Then she can laugh back at you when you find out about all of the venerial diseases you have. Shame on you.
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Mia
Thats so wrong. If two people realy care about eachother then they should be able to accept there partners difrences wether it be not shaving down there or something esle. If you can't accept this then I really suggest that you move on. She does not have to deal with that. You probaly already have some disease and don't know it. Cheating is so wrong any one that does it should be hanged. No matter what they say.
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VampireSoulmate
How bout you divorce her before you get herpes from some prostitute grow some balls and get out! If you're such a "good catch" You should have no problem finding a new woman you don't have to pay for

I hope you're disgusted with yourself
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fingerscrossed
I third that comment. You are a PIG
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brokendown
i second the last comment. You are a pig.
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WhyMe
I'm sorry but I think you're a pig.
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OhSnap05
Sex should not be the foundation of your marriage. Neither should appearance. Looks like you're far too immature for a relationship, and i hope your wife realised this soon.
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Jotiii