SWEET TASTING PINEAPPLE VAGINA QUESTION

Ok so my ex boyfriend wants to perform oral sex on me when he comes to visit some of his family.I thought he was coming in a few weeks.He sent me a weird text message that threw me for a loop and it turns out he is here! Tonight! OMG.I was told to eat pineapples for a sweet tasting vagina.I was wondering when do I need to do this??? Should I have been doing it for weeks prior? Or should I just do it a day or so before.Or maybe hours before???

I want to taste good cus I want him to remember me in a good way.My vagina is already ugly @ least I want to taste good.

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anonymous user
Oh sweetie your yoni isn't ugly every woman will have her own unique look :) luv and embrassed her . Not sure though how long u need to eat the pineapples tho u can always start today tho and taste your own natural juices to find out how long it actually take for next time u want to bra intimate
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Pariemil
I got here from Google trying to find out the same question. Have you read this - they are saying 200grams a day.

Doesn't seem like very much to me though :S

Marie
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MarieF
I doubt if your vagina is ugly. Its probably beautiful. So don't worry.
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KittyKisser
?how do i not make sense ?? i was perfectly clear in my question .
but i guess we dont all catch on to things as fast as we should ?
so ill break this down for you -_- {wow}

she said her vagina was ugly
{do you understand so far ?}

well i wanted to know how she knew it was .
as in saying what about it is ugly ??

if i looked , how could i tell if mines if nice or ugly ?

do you get it now ??
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babygirl13
BABYGIRL13 U DON'T MAKE SENSE. ? WHAT R U TALKING ABOUT??
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babygirl1433
question how do u know youre vagina is ugly ?
because people have asked me that about myself but i didnt know what to answer back because i dont know how to tell the difference between ugly and "pretty?" vaginas .
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babygirl13
just clean yourself with soap. you'll be fine!! and enjoy :)!!!!
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babygirl1433
i work in a sex shop and we sell this stuff called "sweeten up" it's basically pineapple and celery extracts n someother fruits- take it about an hour to 30 mins before and you'll be set.
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burnt
BTW The yogurt thing effect last a week. So you can do it every week or two weeks if you want to. Followed by a shower an hour later. Then you don’t have to worry about anything.

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BeHonest
Yeah, consuming a lot of pineapple, drinking water, and plain yogurt. It allows the more good bacteria than bad bacteria to flourish in the vagina. Therefore it smells better because it cuts out or down any odor and it taste better. You can eat it the day before....but I usually recommend eating a cup for two consecutive days followed with a glass of water. Before the actual date of sex…..but if you don’t consume any no biggie before the actual hour or same day of sex. Are you read to hear this?.......... TAKE PLAIN YOGURT (just plain nothing else will work. No fruit or anything else in it, and MAKE SURE THE YOGURT SAYS “LIVE AND ACTIVE CULTURES “) and just rub it around the vagina area and dip it on a tampon and leave it inside for an hour. Take it out wash yourself clean. You will feel, smell, and taste great…..it’s a proven method to work. 100% no failure….I hope I helped.
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