Aight guys hey wassup ill give a short recap on my life so far, I knocked up some chick, cheated on my gf, am dating my asian male teacher fucked a guy on my football team and ultimately love penis in my mouth.
if you wanna read my stories just type in my name..talbit! :DD
so guys you all know of my super hawt sexy brother alfred so I got in my a fight wit my azn bf yoshitta but its k cuz me and alfred decided to go to sanfran to get over it where all my gay bitches r..so anyways were in sanfran and we decided to go to a strip club..anyways I'm hopin for some sexy mexican dudes styrippin adn instead I walk in and theres boobies in my face, boobies on the table, and boobies on the floor...I GOT SO SICK I PUKED ON DEM BOOBIES.so me and alfyboy run outta the club and we meet dis duude named diego so I'm like ma brotha r u da hottie from dora the explorer? and that nigga pops a gun on me and says "MAN I GET THAT SO MUCH IMMA BUST A BULLET IN YOUR DICK IF I HEAR THAT ONE MORE TIME" so I get so scared a peepee myself and me and alfy fly all the way home, and my mummies waitin for me and yu know waht she did? she grabs alfy and is going to whip his testicles! ! IM LIKE OH HELL NAW SO I THROW ALFY OUT DA WINDOW AND I TAKE THE WHIPPIN..AND I SWEAR MY MOMMY IS CRAZY SHE HAD BOUGHT A NEW WHIP WITH FLUFFY POMPOM ON TOP..SO EVERY TIME SHE WHIP ME ID LAUGH AND LAUGH HOMIES
anyways..im still in a fight with yoshitta since I caught him cheatin on me with another az..apparently they ahve more in comon since they can stick chopsticks up each others asses..
ADIVCE PLZ OR SHOULD I GO BACK TO AUNT JAMIMA PRAYIN?