The nun joke
Posted by an anonymous user on 9/16/2008 2:38:00 AM
One day a hippie gets a ride on a public bus and sees a hot young nun.He sits down next to her and promptly asks if she would like to have sex, to which she immediately says no and walks off the bus.The bus driver leans over and says “Hey guy I know how to get that nun to have sex with you…”
Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees.He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me! ”
The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity.The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie! ”
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver! ”
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Naturally the hippie asks, and the bus driver tells him that every night at midnight the nun goes to an old graveyard to pray for god to forgive her for her past, and that he should dress up like god and tell the nun she will be forgiven if she has sex with you.
The hippie gives his thanks and runs to the nearest costume shop.
Later that evening the hippie gets ready for his big night and drives down to the graveyard and sees the nun praying, on her knees.He says “Behold, I have heard your prayers and you shall be forgiven if you have sex with me! ”
The nun agrees but asks if they can have anal sex in order to keep her virginity.The hippie agrees and once they are finished the hippie jumps back and pulls off his mask and says “Surpise, its me the Hippie! ”
The nun jumps up and pulls off her mask and says “Surprise, its me the bus driver! ”
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lolololololol. [:
this sight may be for secrets, but sad people come on this site, and they need some cheering up.
this sight may be for secrets, but sad people come on this site, and they need some cheering up.
Posted by s00876069 on 11/27/2008 6:29:00 PM (Report abuse)
lmao. that was pretty much the best joke i've ever hearddd.
Posted by AngelWitHalo12 on 11/15/2008 12:30:00 AM (Report abuse)
LMFAO.
THATS PRICELESS!!!
BAHAHAHHAHA OMG
THATS PRICELESS!!!
BAHAHAHHAHA OMG
Posted by babyboxer on 11/5/2008 8:47:00 PM (Report abuse)
they had sex in the graveyard?
oh jeeez,
this is really funny
&it made me laugh :)
thanks for sharing
oh jeeez,
this is really funny
&it made me laugh :)
thanks for sharing
Posted by smartgirl102 on 11/3/2008 3:45:00 AM (Report abuse)
lmao thats so funny!!
Posted by chan2k7 on 9/28/2008 7:21:00 AM (Report abuse)
that is stupid my frends and i all thot it was halarious!!! =] tell more jokes lol
Posted by an anonymous user on 9/21/2008 8:00:00 PM (Report abuse)
lmao, thanks for that. sorta cheered me up =]
Posted by trenchcoat on 9/20/2008 10:30:00 PM (Report abuse)
Funny, made me laugh
Posted by Baby71hugs on 9/16/2008 2:56:00 PM (Report abuse)
ill that is really nasty but funny
Posted by requiem on 9/16/2008 2:27:00 PM (Report abuse)
this site is for secrets, not jokes.
Posted by an anonymous user on 9/16/2008 8:40:00 AM (Report abuse)
Lol. Wow. Very funny =]
Posted by RokkuRii on 9/16/2008 6:10:00 AM (Report abuse)