Veggie love
I'm so releived iv found this website, iv been looking for the perfect place to finally let my secret out.ok dont call me a freak and please dont judge, but I'm in love with a cucumber.a green lebanese, summer seasoned vegetable.I was doing my groceries when it hit me like a brick wall.This cucumber looked like all the others but it shone like the moon in spring.I was confused by my feelings, yet infactuated, so I bought it and have been living with it ever since.That was almost 2 years ago.Ill admit its not in tip top shape anymore, not as green as he was in his younger years, but isnt that what growing old together is all about? I have even gone as far as carving a face into his beautiful green face...and started dressing him up in barbie clothes....
Does anyone have these same feelings as me??? If so maybe we could share them???
Comments
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Does anyone have these same feelings as me??? If so maybe we could share them???
Comments
RSS feed for comments on this post.
Let me ask you this, does it feel good when your lonely fatass shuvs him up your fucking vaginaaa?
Posted by an anonymous user on 11/29/2009 2:01:00 AM (Report abuse)
You know, this would be a great post if it wasn't for the fact that a cucumber only lasts 10 to 14 days if kept in the refrigerator. Nice story, though. It gave me a good laugh.
Posted by Tai0z on 9/1/2009 1:59:00 AM (Report abuse)
Objectum sexual. That's what the name for this type of stuff is.
I just read an article about it yesterday. A lady just got married... to the Eiffel Tower. So... it all depends on what it is you're in love with, I guess.
I just read an article about it yesterday. A lady just got married... to the Eiffel Tower. So... it all depends on what it is you're in love with, I guess.
Posted by patheticity on 3/13/2009 3:53:00 AM (Report abuse)
i love lamps... i dress mine up too
Posted by an anonymous user on 11/10/2008 2:06:00 AM (Report abuse)