i'm 157 years old and i have NEVER EVER EVER EVER had sex!!! can you believe that?? I'm a nun and have been for 140 years. but now looking back over my long long long long long long long life...i wish that i had experienced real passionate SECKS. in my days, a women use to always make sweet passionate love to their lover, and have about 20 kids, and then their kids would do the same. but not me. and when i was 16 i use to be what they call HOTT STUFF...and i was until i turned about 99 years old, but now my love making days are over!!! what a waste of a good sex life...don't you agree?
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