Who's Tired of Reading About

my new friend? Too bad. He's humpable and fun, and I'm completely distracted by him.

We'll have seen him four times in six days come Friday when we plan to hang out again. He's so self-reserved still, and it's driving me absolutely wild. If he has any attraction to me, he's so careful to not let it show. I normally just hate that, and I do, but there's something exciting about this. It's torturing, it's intriguing, it's causing desperation. It's just marvelous and horrible at the same time. It's doing wonders for my imagination and erotica, not to mention my sex drive. I so want him to know that I think he's hot, but all of this reservedness is kicking my ass! GRAHHH! Tom told me to hold out and not confuse the boy, but hell, he's smart enough! He can handle it. But, Tom's usually right, and I know he just wants me to pace myself. I know for a fact that this guy's on the prowl, though, and I just wish he'd know he doesn't need to look very far. I'd love to play with him via online anonymity, a nice game of secret admiring and teasing, but I don't know if he'd enjoy that kind of game. Many people find it offending or juvenile.

One thing for sure is that if anything does eventually happen, this lead up is wonderful.
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Mopy
Mopy

Good luck with your new friend. hope everything works out.
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TheDevil
I have many reasons to be bitter, but I am multifaceted as you do point out regularly in an attempt at criticism. I find that to be my most distinguishing quality.

Are you referring to Juvenalian Satire?

Some of the greatest works of our time are examples of Juvenalian satire.

If my work were Juvenalian at best that would be quite a compliment.
Juvenilian satire at best. You're just a bitter man, and for no reason at all. How sad.
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ToxicLullaby
Who's protesting?

I'm jesting coyly.
I think the man doth protest too much.
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ToxicLullaby
I don't think you know the meaning of the word irony.
Ironic coming from you, Rob.
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ToxicLullaby
Every day you make yourself look like more and more of an idiot.

It's kind of funny.
Right, okay. I'll definitely go ahead and think that over. Will let you know EXACTLY how wrong you are when I come up with THE perfect metaphor. Apparently magical antelope is not a good one. More to come.
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ToxicLullaby
Oh, you. You know, since you seem to be not the happiest in your own relationship and all. Maybe you should know that good ones do exist, even your dream relationship, even for people who don't exactly deserve it.
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Mopy
Mopy has an open relationship with her significant other.

Why is that hard to believe? It's really that simple.

I know the truth in it because she has been my friend for the past two years.

I don't know what you don't understand about that.
Who are you trying to convince? Me or you?
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ToxicLullaby
What exactly is so unbelievable about this? Because I'm so prone to lying on here? Uh-huh. Sorry, but my Tommy's a dream, and our relationship is pretty extraordinary. There's absolutely nothing that we can't tell each other. Nothing is out of bounds. No jealousy exists between us. No one could come between us, and it's unlikely that any situation would, either. I know it's enviable, but then again, I had to sift through some shit relationships and heartbreak to get here, and I didn't settle for anything less than what I wanted. My ex said I'd never find what I wanted, that no man would love me the way I would want, but every day, Tom proves him wrong.
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Mopy
Right. Totally believable, bruh.
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ToxicLullaby
He can be. Sometimes, he's not. It'd still be a fabulous relationship even if he wasn't. It's not like I've actually engaged in that more than once within these 12 years, and he was there, participating.
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Mopy
So, your dude is cool with you doing other dudes? Now I can see why you've said you've been in the perfect relationship for the past 12 years.
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