Last Friday I decided to get completely shitfaced.Supposedly I had locked my only keys in my shed, and OF CORSE my drunk ass punches right through the little window.Everyone started screaming and freakin out and I looked down at my hand and blood is just pouring everywhere.I started laughin my ass off, and when I finally sobered up enough to drive I went to the ER and got a bunch of stitches.The best part is that my mom thinks I tripped over my own feet and fell on a glass cup.
Tags: alcohol,
punching,
stitches,
accident,
drunk,
pain
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