MY friend has a really old half decayed dog named Samson.and I just got tired of his überly nasty smell, so I took him to my house and put him in my dryer.
he NEEDED to die man! ...
so i got really drunk and kinda high and then i decided to make turkey and.. i was looking everywhere for the freaing turkey but i couldnt find it so i used the closest thing to...
one day i walked in on nicky sucking on hairy ballsac. it was disturbing until stephens dog walked in. then a wild anteater crawled in my ass and turned me on. then i found a...
I tried to kill myself once. Just once.
The only thing that stopped me was my dog. Who would take care of him?
I chose life. I wish you would have, too....