Denying the truth doesnt make it any less so.

I know this sounds dumb.
But if it rings true, you'll know what I mean.
Does he make you sad almost as much as he makes you happy, maybe more?

Because if he does, his leaving is a good thing.
If he doesn't... I dunno. Its not worth losing someone you love to give up

A wise man once proclaimed the solution to ALL boy problems.
"Have sex with him!"
But really?
You already know what you're going to do.
Its the option that keeps nagging at you, that you really want but know you shouldn't do.

I don't think its a downgrade. I think they're just different.

I'm a teenager who's had sex with one person(who I love despite all the bullshit we've been through), done drugs(and by drugs I mean weed) a handful(and by handful I mean I could count it on my fingers) of times, types quite like this, got straight A's and B's(with a C in honors English. Through my depression.), and was forced to drop out of school, after which I got perfect scores on 3/5 sections of the GED test. I do math in my head or on paper with calculators there just to double check. I wrote all my own essays and read all the books, and I will continue to do so in the future when I go to college.
A lot of my friends are straight A honors virgins who read the books before they're told and write the essays with citations without instruction. Calculus, that, they, as juniors, do on calculators. They type like this, with a few exceptions .
some of my freinds are slightly dummer virgins who get their work done as soon as they get home from school and then hang out. they type like this.
a few of my friends do lots of drugs or have lots of sex. as a general rule they get bad grades. they also type like this. Occasionally, they type like this instead.
Some of my friends are ethnic to some degree. I'm not going to degrade myself to show you how they type. Lets just wrap this up by saying: not everyone types like a moron.

I have no problem with Uggs.
Until you wear them to ska shows.
That pisses me off.

Rock paper scissors lizard Spock.
Scissors cuts paper, paper covers rock, rock crushes lizard, lizard poisons Spock, Spock smashes scissors, scissors decapitate lizard, lizard eats paper, paper disproves Spock, Spock vaporizes rock, and, as always, rock crushes scissors.

That is why
A)you masturbate at night(as in the middle of)
OR
B)you lock the door
OR
C)you do it in the bathroom
OR
D)you listen to your religion(what, are you a JW or something?)
OR
E)you lock the freaking door

Everyone's a little bit gay.
Everyone's a little bit sexist.
Everyone's a little bit ageist.
Everyone's a little bit racist.

I, myself, am a lot of all of those things.
I make fun of black people, Chinese people(although when doing so, I have Koreans and Japanese as separate categories, they don't just fall under Asian as, for some reason, that distinction is important to me), white people, Indians, Mexicans(Hispanics are all the same category, unless we're talking about food. No, Puerta Rican food isn't spicy, its flavorful, thanks), Jews(anybody who says Jew isn't a race is a moron). Hm. I think that might be it. I don't make fun of "Native Americans." They deserve much love. And the French. Well, they could shower more, but hey, the rest of us could shower less.

I don't think I've ever actually not liked somebody because of their race, though.

One time I was with my boyfriend and someone yelled out of the back of their truck "Will you fuck me?"
My boyfriend turned around and goes, "Was he talking to you?"
And I go, "No, he was talking to that old lady. Shes hot. I'd fuck her."
And then his mom goes, "Did that man just say something really inappropriate to (myname)? xD"
And I go, "No, that old lady's really hot!"



Just take it as comedic value, dear.
Its funny.