MrAnonymous

@MrAnonymous

56 reputation
Male
Member Since 2010

I'm blonde, athletic, 5'9", ex drug user that likes to occasionally get baked. I have 4 dogs (too many in my opinion). I am on good terms with all of my ex girlfriends so it's like I have a pretty wide selection if I ever get lonely. But for now I'm fine with being single. I'm pretty fun to hang out with. I like hiking, fishing, camping, kayaking, and of course playing music. Been playing guitar & bass for 6 years. My friends sometimes hassle me because I've slept with this fat chick a couple times but i honestly d.g.a.f. I'm christian, but not a bible thumper. I can operate a cash register like no ones business. I know all the produce codes that you see the cashiers looking at on that list. I'm like Good guy greg for the most part. Oh and i enjoy gardening, but don't tell anyone, and if you do call it 'landscaping"... it doesn't sound as gay hahaha
44 secrets

Kratom

I finally broke down and bought a 3 pack of kratom extract pills from the local headshop yesterday. I was expecting it to be some shitty herbal mood enhancer or something like that....
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Sometimes

I just can't take life seriously. Idk what it is, I'll have days when I don't care about anything. I'm just happy. Nothing bothers me. Whenever someone gets all serious or in my face...
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Insecure

I hate when girls are insecure. "I'm so fat" "I'm so ugly" "what will people think if I do this" "she called me a slut" "I don't have enough makeup" It bugs the hell out of me....
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420+SEXY SEX

First I started off the the day by making out with this girl in the park. Then we went into the woods and found a more private place. We got naked, had some foreplay, and she sucked...
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Sexy Co-Worker Update

I said to MrsAnonymous "you wanna hang out tomorrow?" She said "what are we gonna do?" I said to her "maybe your mouth could hang out with my dick." She said "yes". I'm gonna get...
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drugs,drugs and more drugs

Hmm so you wrote a poem about drugs even though you've never got high before?
I suggest you take the next step.

Insecure

Btw @the bitch who hates me (you know go you are)
Ya I guess you're totally right that she isn't my girlfriend. Since you know everything abou my life. And since I put every detail of it on secrettalk. Do you really have nothing better to do than try to piss me off? And ya she is my gf.

Insecure

Exactly. That's why I make it my goal to never back down and act like I'm not a badass. Bc trust me if you are overly secure people might think you're kind of an asshole. But you'll still be MUCH more fun to hang out with than some rain cloud of a person.

Insecure

I fucked her yesterday and the fact that she didn't criticize herself made it like 10x better than other girls in the past who were always complaining about themselves.

my 420 prank

You should've gone to an area where people didn't know you or a bigger city or something.
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