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Just a random observation.


On the home page, if you read the secret above this one, and then read this one, it's actually pretty funny.



I hope that helps cheer you up a bit. :)
  • 10/15/2009 1:45:00 PM
Hmmm. Well, instead of a shotgun, I'd recommend a squirt gun. It's an alternative that WON'T put you in prison for premeditated murder.


And there's an added bonus! If you spray a cat with water whenever they do something wrong, they'll eventually associate that behavior with getting squirted in the face. If you use that same technique on people, maybe they'll associate pissing you off with getting a faceful of water, too. :D


Yay for non-lethal operant conditioning!


  • 10/15/2009 1:58:00 PM
Adderall is a stimulant, it will make you lose your appetite, but the lack of appetite generally goes away after a few weeks as your body adjusts to the regimen.

After that, your body re-gains its hunger. Which is basically it's way of pleading with you to stop fucking killing it.

If you start exercising and gaining muscle mass, which helps you naturally and HEALTHFULLY keep your fat content down, and eating healthy, life-sustaining foods, you'd actually have a legitimate reason to feel good about your weight--as opposed to taking pride in looking like a starving Ethiopian.

But what's the point in trying to reason with you? Your body has probably gotten so far into physiologically eating your own brain that you're beyond the realm of logic and reason.
  • 9/2/2009 10:14:00 PM
Oh NO!!! Mommy wouldn't give you the $300, so in your pitiful, self-serving rage, you slammed the door on your finger, and have the audacity to blame Mommy, because you OF COURSE can't be held accountable.

Your life is just the darndest string of tragedies, isn't it?
  • 9/2/2009 10:19:00 PM
There is a condition called Chronic Dry Eye. Restasis is a perscription given for it.


However, I highly doubt that's the issue here.
  • 8/9/2009 2:49:00 AM
I'm Madison, I'm 19, and I'm from Wisconsin. :D
  • 7/25/2009 5:07:00 PM
When I was a pre-teen, my best friend and I had many conversations about how we can't wait to get out periods and "become a young woman." I'd like to meet that 12-year-old version of myself and slap me silly.


What you "can't wait for" is the following:

--back aches
--excruciating cramps (for me, it's like someone's stabbing me in my uterus. Not pleasant.)
--irritibility
--bloating
--general feeling of malaise
--tender breasts
--worries about leaks/smell (even if you don't have problems with either, you'll still worry about it)
--possible anemia (iron deficiency) during your period
--increased hunger leading up to your period (if you're trying to watch your weight, this sucks)

I'm not trying to worry you--it's possible that your period is going to be much easier on your body than mine is on me. If that's the case, I'll be quite happy for you. If not, you'll realize that having your period is not worth the hype.



And as for the smoking thing. *grabs lucyy by the shoulders and shakes her* ARE YOU OUT OF YOUR FREAKING MIND, WOMAN?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!? Unless you've been living under a rock, you've LEARNED the effects that smoking has on the human body. If not, do a google image search on a smoker's lung. Or have a conversation with a person who's lost a lung, vocal chords, or tongue.

Think of beef jerky. It has its appearance because it's been dried and (dun dun DUNNNNN) SMOKED. WHY for the love of GOD would you want to do that to your vital organs? Because your friends do it? I love my friends, but I'm not going to be on the cooling slab next to them at the morgue just to remain in their good favor.
  • 7/15/2009 4:34:00 PM
Um, yeah buddy. Abusing your teenage sister and jacking off to the memory of it means you've got some serious issues, starting with incestuous feelings and abusive tendencies.

You should go get some help before you're unleash your rage on your wife or girlfriend, should you have one. I don't care WHAT you say. No one deserves to be repeatedly hit by their sibling, no matter what they did. Especially if it's only to get you off.


That's just sick.
  • 7/13/2009 9:42:00 PM
AWWWWW!!!

I LOVE LOVE LOVE dachshunds. And the name Meef is so unusual and adorable.
  • 7/13/2009 9:44:00 PM
I agree, dammit.
  • 7/9/2009 3:29:00 PM
insomniac, if your weight is dangerously low, your body is eating itself. brain included. get some help, please! You're right--it WILL end you--and you know that. You know the consequences. Just make that step. Get the help you need.
  • 7/2/2009 8:37:00 PM
You're welcome, truelyblessed!
  • 7/5/2009 4:52:00 PM
Tell him that when you answer his calls, if he's aggravated, you'll politely say, "sorry, wrong number" with a smile and hang up. Usually you can tell when a person is aggravated based on their greeting.

The bottom line is that it's not worth losing your job over. Especially in this economy.
  • 7/2/2009 8:19:00 PM
I think, to some degree, that an... agressive... instinct exists in all humans. It started out as a survival mechanism, after all. But for most of us it's buried deep within and is only a problem when seriously triggered.
  • 7/2/2009 8:15:00 PM
Actually, wanting to be restrained is not all that uncommon. I don't have an obsession with it, but my bf and I tried it a couple of times. He tied my arms and legs with ribbons :P

I think it has an appeal because even if you lose the battle against your restraints, you still... well, win.
  • 7/2/2009 8:13:00 PM
I'm glad! That's what I'm here for :D
  • 7/2/2009 8:07:00 PM
Trust me--everyone has to go through the crap jobs before they're able to kick off their actual career. But it's perserverance that seperates the deadbeats from people who are actually able to support themselves. So stick with it!

I worked in a grocery store for several years, so yeah, i know what it's like dealing with all sorts of customers (Everyone needs food, right? Even the assholes). And these people weren't just snobby--some of them were downright vicious. Like there was this one guy (we shall call him Bag Man) who, as soon as he would come into your line, would shoo away your bagger (which sucks when you've got seven people in your line, and you want to keep your bagger to expedite the process), do it himself, brag about how fast he bags, loudly talk about his "liberal arts education" and find as many things as he could to belittle the cashiers about.

For instance, when he went through my friend's line, he asked if he was going to Irish Fest that coming weekend. The cashier said, "No, I would, but I have to work." And Bag Man said, "Oh. You come from one of those poooor families, doooon't you." Seriously. He said that.

There was this other time when he came through my line, and I had tendonitis in my wrist, so I was wearing a brace. I could tell he was just winding up for some smartass remark, because I had dealt with him several times in the past--so I was prepared for him saying something. He looked at me and said, "Soooooo. What did you do to your wrist, hmmm?" So I looked up at the bastard and said, "I broke the jaw of a customer who was disrespecting me." He didn't say a thing.

I don't normally condone violence, but I felt reeeeeally good for the rest of the day. :D


Sorry for rambling, but I guess my point is just to stick it out. And let a customer have it every now and then, if they deserve it. ;D
  • 7/1/2009 7:56:00 PM
I lived in canada for a few months :D
  • 7/1/2009 7:58:00 PM
There are some changes that need to be made and made quickly, that's for sure. But nothing is going to stop unless every single citizen starts doing their part... and most people choose to be unreceptive to the message.


Maybe we should move to Canada?
  • 7/1/2009 4:06:00 PM
Ok, there's actually a biological explanation for all of this.

Everyone has a rhythm called a "circadian rhythm". It dictates when person gets tired and when they wake up, and when it's normal, it's in-sync with the sun.

There's a part of your brain that produces a substance called melatonin. Melatonin makes you sleepy. Melatonin is produced when ultraviolet light is no longer present, and humans feel best when it increases/decreases its production gradually (like, say, with sunrise and sunset. Biologically, we're not supposed to need alarm clocks.) Basically, it's your brain's way of telling you to be tired when it's dark out.

Because you're staying up looking at a bright computer screen, your brain isn't producing melatonin in the cycle and amounts it should. You feel physically exhausted, as you should, but you're not allowing your brain to secrete the substance that makes you sleep.

It'll take a few days to get your cycle back on track. I would start by simply shutting off the computer at an earlier time each day, and laying down. before long, you'll start feeling naturally tired when you should. And when that happens, you'll be awake during the day, you'll get more vitamin D, and you'll find your sleep to be more restful, since it's at night. You'll feel better all around.
  • 6/30/2009 11:48:00 PM
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