jordan.

@ToxicLullaby

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Female
Member Since 2012

I have a unicorn pillow pet named Sir Hufflepuff.
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I Was Late To Class Today

Because I noticed that it was 100 degrees in the shade and these homeless people had two dogs, so I bought them food and water. It's really hard for me to see people suffer around me....
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Aw Yis, Muthafvckin Crash Bandicoot

So, my boyfriend bought me all three Crash Bandicoot games from the playstation store and we're having a lot of fun playing together. I'm such a sore loser when it comes to video...
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Sometimes I Really Miss You

And then I think about the night I told you that I didn't love you anymore and you slit your wrists infront of my house, cut my hands while I tried to get the knife from you and then...
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BOOM, Challenge Accepted

So, my boyfriend and I were being idiots and going through Best of Tumblr photos online and one post was about why 22 isn't pronounced "tooty two", which sounds hilarious to me. So,...
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How Much Would That Suck?

So, one day I was driving home from school and I noticed a license plate that was "UmpL<3vr" with the license plate holder saying "I'm always safe, I sleep with an umpire!". Today,...
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Reason I Hate Myself

This is the second time taking the same math class after having failed it last semester and the only reason I'm getting the grade I'm getting is because the teacher does a "review" before the test that basically gives the answers, uses the tests from the book (that has the answers) and also allows us to use a chest sheet. I just lucked out but I can almost promise next math class will be worst since I'm not learning anything again.

I Really Want To Cut Right Now

Tell me whatcha want whatcha really really want.

Turned On By Her Dating My Old Rival

I didn't read this all the way through, but how can you be someone's rival when they prove to be constantly better than you?

Name The Dog

If this seriously upsets you this much, good luck in life.

You're Very Welcome

Why are you talking about two flights of stairs like it's this impossible task?
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